Coney Island and Playland Meet Manhattan. 

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The Dairy Farm Cow Patty

A Brown Holiday Goose - well done

Hot, Extremely Smelly, and Humid Oily Stench.

The China Vestor Dragon Snake

The Amityville Horror

315 AM

The Severed Leg

Looks like a severed leg thrown into a cesspool.

That looks horrible.  

Tunnel of Fudge.

Senate bill 1867. Sorry son,

Senate bill 1867. Sorry son, you can start digging ur mountain shelter now.

It's a dislocated hip.  

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Sinker and a Floater.  Explain this if you can.  WTF

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Log and Flower

Brown Log and Brown Flower Power

Rain makes corn

Corn makes shit

Jay bone

White snakes in murky lake

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Moo Shoo dumpling.

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Twins

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"Scripto".

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The pointer.

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Scattered, chucked, diced, covered, capped and topped. 

Corn makes whiskey and some damn sloppy work!

More Chi-Town Bile

Major Stink Bomb

Oh no.  Is that a Chicago shit?

Dark woods.

Broken dreams at the Ohio Waffle House

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Hurricane Irene Storm Path.

Cute couple.

Midnight Run

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The Brown Orchid

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This just stout.

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Yuk. Thanks. 

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Who doesn't like burgers?

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Skinny shad. 

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Hook shot.

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Your gift has arrived. Endjoy, pleese.

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FWD:I hear you bro.?

I hear you bro. 

Stink pot

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Beeuteefulous.

Hot House

Yes and red toilet water for the full loving effect. Yuck. 

Luv is funny; but so is this.

"The Euro"

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If I remember correctly, options are an insurance policy?  "Oh"!

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"O" is for Options that expire worthless...

Soon.  

"@ Home... Depot"

"Privacy"

The Jolly Rancher

Thx. Makes the drive more pleasurable 

The U turn, fresh 4 u.

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"Offramp"

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Oh. Says the little friend. 

Log Jam

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Thanks

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"A 3-D Oh"

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Oh.  That's a real early sneak attack. 

Morning Bomb Shell.

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Why do they make black toilet bowls. That looks disgusting. 

Not so common to deliver the perfect comma. 

Did you really mean "Unholy Crap"?

"Oh Snap!"