King Cobra.

Nice!

Hard at work

all I said was: "you remind me of my 'X'"...

City Toilet

This is what you get for not having public restrooms!

Thank God it's Friday

Some people don't give a shit to the degree they leave a shit like this for someone else to figure out.  This is WRONG

 

 

The presidential debate was a three wiper or more by my sphincters point of view.  Problemo?

Looks like a Chicago polish sunrise

"Red Dawn: Beet Juice Sunrise"

Meat Beet Manifesto

Ultra. Hot Wing Post Consumption patty. 

The Southern Cross

Holy Crap Batman!  

Check it off the list of things "to do"

The Blues

One.  Is.  The.  Loneliest. Number. 

Fluid fluidz

Signs of a Short Week Ahead

So much TP and so little turd.

Be nice to the vulnerable ladies out there, you mean men. Not my chair, not my problem...

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"Black Monday"

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"The Red Planet"

She said: "do me a solid, like a Bro".

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Yippie ky yay mother fucker

My Little Pony

Ducalax and metamucle does it

Ducalax and metamucle does it right.

lord of the rings

lord of the rings

Bullseye!

It's Showtime!

"Ladies and genilmen, the letter 'S'"!

The Special K

Can of Snakes - Opened

"Dark Fiber"

Oh.  

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Fwd:

"Why I Hate My Ass"

Parting Ways

Sorry4u.

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With corn

"Cinnabonn"

Talk to it like you are Benny Blanco.  

I'll just leave this here... .

The Straight and Narrow. 

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The Triple Stacker at Third and Long

"Just a Pinch"

Truck Stop Disaster

Nice. Leave it for the tiger

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Check in duex. Las Vagas

Oh.  That Jap tird took some work during the clean up phase.  

Japanese for "eeeew"

No way

It is. It's a KING COBRA in Canada! What are the odds?

Canadian Mist

The slumping euro.

The Fiery Starfish

This brown sea creature is full of habanero and ghost chili. Ouchka!

The Semi colon.

Manitoba Unbound

With Canadian Bacon. Presented in living color from Brandon, Manitoba.

The San Francisco Treat.  The Harriet.