Oh.  That's a real early sneak attack. 

Morning Bomb Shell.

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Why do they make black toilet bowls. That looks disgusting. 

Not so common to deliver the perfect comma. 

Did you really mean "Unholy Crap"?

"Oh Snap!"

"Less Than Zero"